Blackberry, Blackberry, Blackberry!!!!!!
I can tell you now that I am side tracked today. I went to a breakfast meeting and the discussion touched on the fact that one person has multiple versions of the Bible on they're Blackberry and now they can read it more often. It came to me that perhaps we need a Blackberry version of the Bible? We could call it Bibleberry. I must tell you that the idea has had my attention though-out the day and thus I am blogging about it. SO here are some of the verses as translated in the new Bibleberry version of the Word.
Do all things without grumbling and faultfinding and complaining against your Blackberry and questioning and doubting among your Blackberry friends.
Delight yourrselves in your Blackberrys and it will give you the data you desire.
What leads to strife and how do conflicts originate among you? Do they not arise from your Blackberry data that is ever warring in your Blackberry devices?
Come now you rich Blackberry people, weep aloud and lament over the miseries - the woes - that are surely coming from your Blackberry.
Your abundant data has rotted and is ruined and your many files have become virus eaten.
Consider it wholly joyful, my fellow Balckberry owners, whenever you are without a signal or encounter virus attacks and are unable to get your contact list.
For truely, let not such a person imagine that he will recieve anything from his Blackberry.
And whatever you do - no matter what it is - in word or deed, record everything in your Blackberry and giving praise for owning it.
Wives be subject to your Blackberry, subordinate and adapt yourselves to the data - as it is right and fitting and your proper duty.
Husbands love your Blackberry - be affectionate and sympathetic with it - and do not be harsh or bitter or resentful toward it when there is no signal.
Children, obey your text messages, for it is well pleasing to your Blackberry.
I have information for all things from my Blackberry, I am ready for any question and equal to any task because my Blackberry infuses me with sufficient knowledge.
Every enterprise is built on the wise planning done on a Blackberry, using the common sense provided by data analysis from a Blackberry and keeping abreast of the data stored in a Blackberry.
Seek first the data in your Blackberry, the signal strength of the network and all information will be available to you.
My mind has the information from my Blackberry and my thoughts are established in the data stored within it and my steps are ordered by the appointment calendar stored on it.
Well I don't want to be accused of getting carried away so I'll stop here and let the creativity of each of you carry one the work if you so desire. It could be fun?
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That is HYSTERICAL!!! I love it! Very impressive! I think you should publish it! ;)
ReplyDeletemy blackberry will never leave me, nor drop my calls
ReplyDeletefor god so loved the world, that he used his one and only blackberry, that whosoever should recieve it's message, will never be in a dead zone, but recieve everlasting signal
in the beginning was the word, and the word was in my blackberry, God was in the beginning, with a blackberry.
my blackberry is my shepherd, and i shall not be afraid
delight yourself in your blackberry, and you shall experience all of its applications
for i know the data plans i have for you, declares your blackberry, plans for unlimited web browsing, not dead zones, plans for multimedia messaging and global coverage.
Hmmmm...I wonder who could have inspired this??? ;)
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